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CJP Cabinet & Co-Founders
Meet the brave minds steering the digital swarm against institutional apathy.
We are a satirical political front of the youth, by the youth, and for the youth. Built in response to institutional arrogance, CJP is a giant, stubborn swarm of digital citizens who refuse to be silenced.
"Your phone is the voice of courage. Every post is resistance."
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The name Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) represents ordinary, resilient citizens of India. We reclaiming the word "cockroach" with pride. If the powerful see certain young people as invisible pests to be ignored, we say: Yes, we are here, and like cockroaches, we survive absolutely everything!
1. Chronically Lazy
Saves physical stamina to invest fully in intensive virtual activism.
2. Chronically Online
Active across X, Instagram, Reddit, and Discord at least 8 hours a day.
3. Professional Rant Specialist
Ability to draft sharp, sarcastic threads challenging institutional policies.
Meet the brave minds steering the digital swarm against institutional apathy.
A careful blend of biting satirical humor and genuine structural reform proposals.
No Chief Justice of India shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat or other political post-retirement rewards. Separation of powers means separation of retirements.
If any legitimate citizen's vote is deleted from lists, the Chief Election Commissioner should be held criminally liable under UAPA. Seizing votes is structural terrorism.
Implement immediate 50% cabinet and parliamentary seat reservation for women without dragging on with incremental bills or delayed census calculations.
Conduct complete independent public financial audits of all high-reach media anchor bank accounts and revoke licenses of channels promoting hatred.
CBSE rechecking fees must be instantly scrapped; charging students money to verify the board's own errors is blatant institutional corruption. Order transparent, third-party audits on all competitive examinations including NEET.
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Democratic Digital Swarm of India
Name of Comrade
Rahul Kumar
State / Region
Delhi
Handle
@rahul_chronicles
MEMBER ID
CJP-2029-SAMPLE
President
Co-Founder